A former footballer and Eastenders star, Terry Alderton is first and foremost a comedian, and a true original at that. His stand-up is a constant battle between himself and his inner voices, who debate with him on stage, leading to all manner of sound effects, short bursts of song, and surreal observations going off on wild tangents.

“A very funny man with a fantastic comedy mind, but someone who really ought to seek some sort of professional help” - Eddie Izzard